Daily bed maker who wanted to be a soccer player when he grew up

This die-hard Auburn fan will take the beach over any lake. His cocktail of choice is Jack on the rocks, and he prefers his eggs sunny side up… probably not together though. If he could only have three apps on his phone, Waze, Outlook and Flipboard would make the cut. He’s an early bird who wishes he was fluent in Italian and an admittedly bad speller. If you’re taking John to lunch, his fries had better be of the waffled variety and accompanied by a hamburger.